They’re gross as shit,
Especially with the pit.
To eat these things,
Takes a hell of a lot of grit.
Green or black doesn’t matter,
They’re often served with a side platter.
Served from a jar or from a can,
If it was an Office character, it’d be Jan.
Some place it on pizza crust,
But I’d rather watch a car rust.
Some eat it with a toothpick,
But I’d rather watch a chick flick.
Peace, when held by a dove,
It gives me no faith in a god above.
The smell alone makes me gag,
When forced to eat one I become a hag.
My sister says they’re something to adore,
That’s probably why we don’t speak anymore.
Loaded with salt and calcium chloride,
When served at parties I try to hide.
It’s gross as shit and I’m not lying,
Eat one, ha, I’d rather be dying.
I may have it’s skin color, yes that’s true,
But I think they’re gross, how about you?