Getting old sucks. Join me as I chronicle my journey into a midlife crisis.
Hey! My name is James. I've got a couple of kids and a beautiful wife. We live in the great state of Ohio, the birthplace of William Taft and Arsenio Hall. In my free time I enjoy worrying that my house is falling apart, worrying that my car is about to break down and worrying that the pain in my finger is a sign I might die. I also enjoy gardening. My favorite food is hummus. My favorite comedian is Mark Twain.
About a year ago I went into Lowe's and, for the first time in my life, actually enjoyed shopping for home improvement items. I realized that I was getting old. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button teaches us that getting old shouldn't be depressing, but Brad Pitt is wrong! It kinda sucks. I'm confident that I am on the verge of a midlife crisis. So, I created this blog to chronicle my journey. In this blog I will share all the experiences (some true, some embellished) that are leading me towards my midlife crisis.